Panties!

I was putting away laundry about ten minutes ago and looked at the pile of my panties I was sorting. Just out of curiosity, I decided to take a census. 29 pairs, plus the pair I was wearing, plus another pair or two in the dryer for a guesstimate of around 31. If there was any doubt that I was a pantywaisted sissy faggot, this pretty much erases it.