Friday, February 12, 2010

A Recent Conversation With My Wife...




Her: "Are you liking it?"
Me: "Totally, I haven't felt this good in years."
H: "So, how much have you done before me? Have you been with a guy?"
M: "Well, I played around a little with my best friend in High School…"
H: "Did you like it?"
M: "Well….it was ok I guess"
H: "How did it start?"
M: "Well, you know, we were in High School and didn't have girlfriends. We were into collecting porn and it sort of came out that I liked pantyhose, then he wanted to see, so I did. Things kind of went from there I guess. I started showing him my stash and he was getting into it…"
H: "Did you dress for him?"
M: "It kind of progressed to that…over time."
H: "Did you have sex? What did you do?"
M: "Well, it kind of started off with me wanting to know what it felt like to have my nipples sucked, then he asked me to play with his cock."
H: "And you did of course."
M: "I did…I stroked him. Then things got a little carried away."
H: "What do you mean?"
M: "Well, I ended up sucking him."
H: "Did he like it?"
M:
H: "Did he cum in your mouth?"
M: "Yes…a lot."
H: "Did you swallow?"
M: "I did, yes."
H: "Did he fuck you?"
M: "Another time, yes…"
H: "So, this happened more than once?"
M: "Umm….yeah…."
H: "For how long?"
M: "Well, umm, about a year or so…"
H: "What happened?"
M: "Well, he met this girl and we sort of stopped hanging out…"
H: "How did you feel?"
M: "Well, I was kind of bummed out…"
H: "Did you cry?"
M: "What? No…"
H: "Liar."
M: "Ok, well, maybe a little….ok, yes, I cried"
H: "That's not 'playing around a little'. You had a BOYFRIEND!"
M: "I….umm…never thought go it like that…"
H: "Have there been others?"
M: "A few, yes…"
H: "Well, this explains a lot. I think you've been a little faggot all along but were never able to admit it."
M: "Well…"